Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Adam Sandler.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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