What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

A black person in the NHL

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Knock knock! Yes?

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

A man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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