- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Jokes are funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

the chicken whent boomand then died

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Women's Basketball.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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