How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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a little girl gets raped

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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