what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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