What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Women's Basketball.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

I've got the moobs like jagger.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

do you know what's so funny? yup

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

why did the chicken cross the road.

World peace

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Go away.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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