Justin Bieber

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Where else? The junk yard

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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There is a car full of black people.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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