What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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you are gay

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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i heart wiener

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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lol

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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