- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

How Long is a Chinese man.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

whats better than shoes feet

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