Simon Cowell's hair is real.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

oops

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

It's your mother, open the door.

Covietz has a large penis

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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