- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

jack shine has boobs

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

George W. Bush

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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