If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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haha.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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barack osama

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Women Drivers.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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