What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What should I name my dog?

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Women Drivers.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Women rights.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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