- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Your mum is dead

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Giving birth to the antichrist

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Nickelback.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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