What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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