Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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God.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Women

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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A fat man buys a salad

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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beiber i straight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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