Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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newt gingrich

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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