-Knock knock -Come on in!

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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