Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Anti Joke

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