An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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