- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

HELLO EVERYONE

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

hashtags suck balls

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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