- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What comes after 69? 70

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Knock Knock. Come in.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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