What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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