- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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