- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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