What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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