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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

There's my tractor.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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