- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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