- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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