- Anti Joke

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the man sad His got raped