Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Allah walked into AK Bar

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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