- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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