Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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