Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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