a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

How did th-A fridge.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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