Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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no rasist joks

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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