- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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