- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

A man died.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

okay so theres this guy.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Wait! hundred billions!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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