- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Colin is gay but toasters are not

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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