What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Adam Chebali is awesome

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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