- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

knock knock who's there ?

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Anyone can post anything.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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