Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A woman walks into a bar.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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