What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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