Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Harry Styles

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Andy Carrol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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