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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

you know whats funny... nothing.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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