What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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