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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Get in the car.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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