Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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