Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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