- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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